I’m not American but I find American history and politics pretty interesting so heres my 5 most Badass american presidents.

Number 1 - FDR

This guy beat the nazis, ended the great depression and got elected 4 times. Yeah. 

Number 2. Motherfuckin Lincoln

Ended slavery and kicked the asses of racist ass red necks

Number 3 - Barrack Obama

This certified bad ass killed Osama, helped beat Gaddafi and released his live birth video (which was the lion king montage) Yeah, I gave him extra points for being hilarious and a lot of extra points for having to deal with the modern Republican Party which should be renamed the Insane Asylum Party

Number 4 - George Washington

Beat the British, founded a nation, all that jazz

Number Five - Bill Clinton

Last president to balance the budget, sax solo, pimp hand strong

Lets all celebrate Americas love of freedom

-Copy everything Canada does

-Leave Fox news in the dark ages where it belongs

-Kick out Texas

-Bring back Firefly

Smoke a joint and chill the fuck out American federal government